Sir could you please step out of the car. How much Tumblr have you had tonight? We believe you’re driving over the legal limit. Could you breathe into this bag please? Now could you recite the episodes of Doctor Who’s fifth season in reverse order? Sir, please walk along this straight white line that leads to Sherlock’s body.

Sir…Sir, you’ve broken down crying. I’m going to have to take you in.

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