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The Milkman Conspiracy

Josh. Student. Bristol. Let's be friends.
May 18 '13

(via bogleech)

May 18 '13
myjetpack:




My new book of cartoons “You’re All Just Jealous of My Jetpack” is out now. Details are here.

myjetpack:

My new book of cartoons “You’re All Just Jealous of My Jetpack” is out now. Details are here.

(via myjetpack)

May 18 '13

revereche:

alex—stein:

sinobug:

Slug Caterpillar (Cup Moth, Prolimacodes sp., Limacodidae)

by Sinobug (itchydogimages) on Flickr.
Pu’er, Yunnan, China

There are many other amazing Limacodid caterpillars from China (Beijing and Yunnan) to see in my Flickr set, Limacodid (Cup Moth) Caterpillars.
View the best of other Flickr members images of Limacodid caterpillars in the Flickr gallery, Nettle/Slug Caterpillars of the Limacodidae (Cup Moths).

Slug caterpillars are so cute.

This is the cutest fucking thing oh my god.

(via sharkchunks & sinobug)

May 18 '13

watching kitchen nightmares

  • holy shit chef how dare you you served a lasagna that was a day old are you fucking trying to kill your customers god dammit gordon should just burn this place to the ground
  • *eating a microwaved quesadilla made with stale tortillas and kraft singles*

(via katnisseverclear)

May 18 '13

The BBC just reported on the US version of The Office ending, and the very first thing they show is a picture of the UK version.
And then they have interviews with people from Scranton complaining that they were picked as the ‘American Slough’.
And then they just keep bringing up the UK series and going on about how much ‘darker’ and ‘sharper’ it was.
BBC.
What are you doing.

Tags: The Office BBC

May 18 '13
I was trying out a new gif-making program and my first try turned out a little…odd.

I was trying out a new gif-making program and my first try turned out a little…odd.

Tags: gif Hades Hercules Disney Gifcam

May 18 '13

nobodylovesringostarr:

After I woke up today, I spent 40 minutes in my bed staring at the ceiling wondering if the plural of “Bus” is “Bi”

Only if there are two of them.

(via disappointingrobot & nobodylovesringostarr)

May 17 '13
malformalady:

One segment of orange within a blood orange

I think I saw a musical about this once.

malformalady:

One segment of orange within a blood orange

I think I saw a musical about this once.

(via egberts & malformalady)

May 17 '13

mandatoryupgrades:

image

Aw yeah Tumblr famous baby.

NOOOOOO MY INTERNET CRED!

(via mandatoryupgrades)

May 17 '13
My new favourite game is putting zubat’s mouth on things that shouldn’t have zubat’s mouth and kinda freaking myself out.

My new favourite game is putting zubat’s mouth on things that shouldn’t have zubat’s mouth and kinda freaking myself out.

Tags: Pokemon Zubat Dugtrio Photoshop Generation 1 Gen 1

May 17 '13

Aw yeah Tumblr famous baby.

May 17 '13
yellowfur:

best battle ever

yellowfur:

best battle ever

(via yellowfur)

May 17 '13

poopflow:

roughrimjob:

meladoodle:

she got a pussy like the grand canyon

dry and sandy

possibly filled with dead bodies 

People throw coins down it for good luck.

(via puppetmoshpit & meladoodle)

May 17 '13
50-shades-of-das-gay:

I M LAUGHING SO HARD
THIS WAS SOMEBODIES TITLE OF THEIR BLOG AND GOOGLE CHROME 
I JSUT
GOOGLE NO
STOp

50-shades-of-das-gay:

I M LAUGHING SO HARD

THIS WAS SOMEBODIES TITLE OF THEIR BLOG AND GOOGLE CHROME 

I JSUT

GOOGLE NO

STOp

(via egberts & 50-shades-of-das-gay)

May 17 '13
perpetu8:

Serpentine by serena malyon

perpetu8:

Serpentine by serena malyon

(via ahlakes & perpetu8)