ok but give me one good reason why you wouldn’t date Kermit the frog besides that he is a puppet and a frog

I can’t beat Miss Piggy in a fight. She’s very strong and knows karate.

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All I actually wanted to do was make a typical depressive post bemoaning my single status I didn’t want to start getting pulled into etymology research. Again.

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Lover? Although the implication can be more sexual than romantic. Partner is kinda meh but everyone will understand.

You see my frustration. Maybe I should start using comrade


What’s a good gender neutral version of girlfriend/boyfriend

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  • ARTIST: Neil Cicierega
  • ALBUM: Mouth Silence
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10 seconds of perfection


Hello ~ (by jeongwon park)


Hello ~ (by jeongwon park)


Please watch this 3 second clip from an actual George Washington documentary.

He who fights with monsters should be careful he doesn’t become a monster himself. Unless that makes him more effective at fighting monsters. Like he becomes a badass werewolf who knows how to use a sword and has magic armour. That’d be so rad.
- Nietzsche (via doc-sarge)

Actually on that note if you want a good smartphone game and like collectability and cards and strategy and math go check out Calculords it’s really fantastic

I mean I was exactly the right age to grow up with Pokemon from the beginning and I can’t tell if that encouraged my obsessiveness or provided an outlet for it. Hopefully the latter.

No joke I would 100% collect animal trading cards. Anything remotely collectable is like catnip to me, even more so if it involves trading cards or figures of animals/monsters/basically anything weird.

I’m so glad I’m no longer a kid because if stuff like Skylanders was around back then I would have bankrupted my parents.

I only really curb it now with stuff like Netrunner and single player ccgs like Calculords

Animal trading cards. From Toothpaste For Dinner.


Animal trading cards. From Toothpaste For Dinner.

Would buy
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Cute Without The 'E' (Cut From The Team)
  • ARTIST: Taking Back Sunday
  • ALBUM: Tell All Your Friends
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Hoping for the best, just hoping nothing happens

pop-punk at it's absolute peakjams


Greninja and Charizard play a guessing game together.